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[marcato]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, SATURNSCHILD. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 001.00.653.90 *** SATURNSCHILD has joined 001.00.653.90 <saturnschild> Hello. <saturnschild> I'm listening.

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<saturnschild>

[marcato]

Congratulations on your revival, Rick. I was almost worried you wouldn't return.

How are you? Is the pain gone?

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

Yeah, it all cleared up really suddenly. Turns out dying works wonders or w/e

Anyway, I guess this means we're square now

<saturnschild>

[marcato]

"Square?"

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

Yeah, "square" You know the expression?

I put my feet on the table, you invited yourself over at one AM and stabbed me to death

We're even

<saturnschild>

[marcato]

We're not. Even if that's why I killed you, it wouldn't be an even trade.

I killed you for the Fog God.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

WTF? That was TWO DAYS after you killed 95 humans and a 4th priest for the fog god

What is she, the very hungry weather anomaly?

<saturnschild>

[marcato]

[A significant pause. ]

Would any answer I give satisfy you?

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

[No.]

Sure

I'm just trying to clear this up, Anoemee. APPARENTLY I misread the whole thing b/c IDK what goes on in your weird disembodied head

<saturnschild>

[marcato]

Aunamee.

Until the Fourth is defeated, the Fog needs all the power She can get. Our work is never done.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

is that the official answer of the one you think is going to satisfy me?

Sreiously, this is like being on a customer support line

<saturnschild>

[marcato]

You died so that the Fog God could grow stronger. That's all there is to it.

I told you you wouldn't be satisfied.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

Guess you were right

So what do I do if I have more questions, AUNAMEE? Do I take it up with you or are you going to transfer me to the fog god?

[marcato]

I'm happy to answer any questions you might have, Rick.

Provided they're reasonable.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

Ever pissed formaldehyde?

[marcato]

What a regretful collection of words.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

That's all on you, Aunamee

It was a regretful experience

[marcato]

I had never embalmed a monster before.

I suppose now I know.

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

Alright that explains everything except it doesn't AT ALL.

Why the fuck did you enbalm me?

[marcato]

Why don't you have plumbing?

<C_137>

[peaceamongworlds]

nope, I asked first

Why did you enbalm me?

[marcato]

Because I felt like the Fog God deserved something beautiful. Without intervention, you'd be just as much of a slovenly mess in death as life.

[peaceamongworlds]

LMFAO that's real commitment right there Aunnamee

I guess you must have already killed off all yuor beautiful conveniently located targets

[marcato]

Please, Rick. I enjoy the challenge.