marcato | (no subject)

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, SATURNSCHILD. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 001.00.653.90 * SATURNSCHILD has joined 001.00.653.90 <saturnschild> Hello. <saturnschild>** I'm listening.

[A significant pause. ]

Would any answer I give satisfy you?

[No.]

Sure

I'm just trying to clear this up, Anoemee. APPARENTLY I misread the whole thing b/c IDK what goes on in your weird disembodied head

Edited 2019-05-05 13:56 (UTC)

Aunamee.

Until the Fourth is defeated, the Fog needs all the power She can get. Our work is never done.

is that the official answer of the one you think is going to satisfy me?

Sreiously, this is like being on a customer support line

You died so that the Fog God could grow stronger. That's all there is to it.

I told you you wouldn't be satisfied.

Guess you were right

So what do I do if I have more questions, AUNAMEE? Do I take it up with you or are you going to transfer me to the fog god?

Edited 2019-05-08 20:19 (UTC)

I'm happy to answer any questions you might have, Rick.

Provided they're reasonable.

Ever pissed formaldehyde?

Edited (Last edit. I promise ) 2019-05-10 17:40 (UTC)

What a regretful collection of words.

That's all on you, Aunamee

It was a regretful experience

I had never embalmed a monster before.

I suppose now I know.

Alright that explains everything except it doesn't AT ALL.

Why the fuck did you enbalm me?

Why don't you have plumbing?

nope, I asked first

Why did you enbalm me?

Because I felt like the Fog God deserved something beautiful. Without intervention, you'd be just as much of a slovenly mess in death as life.

LMFAO that's real commitment right there Aunnamee

I guess you must have already killed off all yuor beautiful conveniently located targets

Please, Rick. I enjoy the challenge.